Don't let the gov tax internet use!  Legislation that prevents that expires in 30 days!

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I have a butt load of Jet Blue credit...$1486 worth.  If you or anyone you know what to fly Jet Blue, I will sell you tickets for 15% off final price.

It's sold.

Einstein's Riddle:

Can you solve this?  It has been claimed that 98% of the world would not be able to.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors in a row.  In each house lives a person with a different nationality.  The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet.  No owners have the same pet, smoke the ssame brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

Other facts:

1.  The Brit lives in the red house.

2.  The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3.  The Dane drinks tea.

4.  The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.

5.  The green house's owner drinks coffee.

6. The owner who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7.  The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8.  The owner living in the center house drinks milk.

9.  The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10.  The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11.  The owner who keeps the horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.

12.  The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.

13.  The German smokes Prince.

14.  The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15.  The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who drinks water.

So, who owns the fish?

sonfabitch

How was I supposed to know weed killer would kill all my flowers.  Ironically, the weeds are still alive.